Stadium Food--A Tribute in Haiku


Stadium snack food--
What could be better than that?
Pizza, hot dogs, beer!

I'm here for the junk,
Not the Caesar chicken wrap.
Why'd dad bring me this?

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avesta said…
Uhhh hello......hot dogs...nachos...peanuts...brats...
and plenty o' beer....is there any other reason to go to a game? (I mean besides watching the sport) hee! hee!
September 1, 2008 at 7:11 PM
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