Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game
I know everyone else is doing it, but here's another set of rules for tomorrow's VP debate. You can thank me on Friday morning, when you can't remember any of the drivel that was spouted the night before.
Also, it looks like we'll be playing at Barley's on High St.---come on down and join!
The Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game (brought to you by Cliff, Ethan, myself, and of course, the internet):
Take a drink if:
Palin touches her glasses and/or becomes more “adorable”
Palin says “hockey mom,” “Russia,” “9/11,” or “maverick”
Palin just rephrases the question she’s asked in an attempt to make it an answer. (Two if she uses the moderator’s name repeatedly)
Biden mentions taking the train to work or questions Palin’s experience.
Biden makes a historically inaccurate reference.
Biden makes a condescending reference or gives a condescending look.
Either of the candidates says anything folksy. Two drinks if it's the actual word "folks."
Either of the candidates mentions the middle class.
Do a shot if:
Biden refers to his deceased wife/kids.
Palin refers to her Down Syndrome baby or pregnant daughter.
***Shot rules also apply if the above are raised by the moderator, and Double Shots if by the opponent.
***Waterfall on a shouting match that Gwen Ifill has to break up.
The Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game (brought to you by Cliff, Ethan, myself, and of course, the internet):
Take a drink if:
Palin touches her glasses and/or becomes more “adorable”
Palin says “hockey mom,” “Russia,” “9/11,” or “maverick”
Palin just rephrases the question she’s asked in an attempt to make it an answer. (Two if she uses the moderator’s name repeatedly)
Biden mentions taking the train to work or questions Palin’s experience.
Biden makes a historically inaccurate reference.
Biden makes a condescending reference or gives a condescending look.
Either of the candidates says anything folksy. Two drinks if it's the actual word "folks."
Either of the candidates mentions the middle class.
Do a shot if:
Biden refers to his deceased wife/kids.
Palin refers to her Down Syndrome baby or pregnant daughter.
***Shot rules also apply if the above are raised by the moderator, and Double Shots if by the opponent.
***Waterfall on a shouting match that Gwen Ifill has to break up.
Comments
There need to be drinks for every time Biden grins wildly.
Shots if Biden accidentally attacks Obama again, or Palin accidentally agrees with him again.
And just to make this game exceptionally cruel, I propose a waterfall any time the word "change" is used, whether by Biden, Palin, or Ifill.